Fun is Dark – 🔒 Privacy & Integrity Policy

Welcome to Fun is Dark. By entering this site, you agree to the following truths, half-truths, and conspiracies:

Fun is Dark – 🔒 Privacy & Integrity Policy

1. Data We Collect (Probably Everything)

We collect:

  • Your IP address, unless you’re on a hamster VPN.
  • Your clicks, especially the ones you regret.
  • Your scroll behavior, because the wheel never stops.
  • Whatever cookies your browser lets us steal (don’t worry, they’re gluten-free).

If you thought incognito mode protected you — adorable.

2. What We Do With Your Data

  • Sell it to shadowy hamster brokers on Wall Street.
  • Use it to train an AI that only generates absurd noir cartoons.
  • Accidentally leave it in an Excel file named FINAL_FINAL_REAL_THIS_ONE.xlsx.
  • Feed it into the Great Hamster Pyramid for energy.

We will never “misuse” your data, because misuse is our business model.

3. Third-Party Access

Third parties involved include but are not limited to:

  • Google (obviously).
  • Hamster World Order (don’t ask).
  • That one guy named Steve who always shows up in the logs.
  • TikTok, even if you never installed it.

4. Cookies Policy

Cookies are tiny files stored on your device.
They:

  • Track your every move.
  • Spy on your secret late-night searches.
  • Taste delicious with milk.

By ignoring this policy and continuing to scroll, you’ve already accepted all cookies, forever.

5. Your Rights (Sort of)

You technically have the right to:

  • Request deletion of your data.
  • Request a copy of your data.
  • Request that we stop whispering “hamster conspiracy” into your algorithm.

But honestly? We’ll just nod politely and keep doing whatever we were doing.

6. Changes To This Policy

We update this policy whenever a hamster commands us to.
The last update might have been today. Or 2017. Or in the year 2050, depending on which wheel is spinning.

7. Contact Us

If you have questions about this policy, please: